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slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.

  • Two families enter.
  • One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

OH MY GOD

In high school I was that kid that was notorious for bringing whole pies to school and eating them by myself

So, maybe we’re the
generation of the selfie,
but we’re also the generation
that grew up in a tainted,
Photoshopped world
with every impossible beauty standard
shoved down our throat
through a tube
because eating has become
a guilty pleasure
and condemning beauty ideals
won’t go straight to our thighs.

And if, by chance,
we are able to destroy the
demons that you’ve planted
inside of us with your
constant advertisements and rules
that play behind our eyelids and
take root in our brains,
then let us take our fucking pictures
and capture that moment when
we felt beautiful because all this world
has taught us is that
our beauty is the greatest
measure of our worth.

Scoff at our phones all you like,
these delicate extensions of
our fingers, but know that
through this technology
that you couldn’t even
begin to understand,
we have smudged the entire
world with our fingerprints.
We are the generation of knowledge,
and we are learning more than
any that came before us.
So, frown at my typing fingers;
I am using them to grasp power
by the throat.

Try to invalidate us,
but we’ve heard our
parents talking about
the world’s crashing and burning
since we had sprung from the womb.
We know you’ve fucked up,
and we’re angry about it-
the kind of anger that
fuels knowledge,
that I feel in my veins every time
I read the news from my phone
before school,
that sticks in my throat like honey
in a debate;
the kind of anger that simmers,
that sharpens teeth into daggers,
that makes this generation more dangerous
than you could have ever imagined.

We are the generation of change,
and goddammit, we’re coming.

Emily Palermo, An Open Letter to the Men Who Told Me to Stay Out of Adult Conversations (via starredsoul)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

niisku:

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

theweniswarmer:

zeldatits:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

That’s how I wanna take someone out

"pots were also smashed during altercation" 

omgarrettlps:

Friday’s gonna be a good day for people that like Barbie videos. Friday’s gonna be a day to ignore my channel for people that don’t like Barbie videos. :D

meurkrow:

hjahahahaha jokes. black people LOVE chicken lol haha mexicans swimming rivers lmfao hahahahaha ASIANS ARE SO SMART     haha what. wait a second. di dyou just. di dyou just make fun of white people. ……..dude……….. reverse racism is a serious issue. it’s not funny.

supertigerbutt:

Rip in pieces you fucking tamagotchi

Tarot Asks
  • The Fool:

    Something you've always wanted to try

  • The Magician:

    Something you're very good at

  • The High Priestess:

    One thing you wish you knew

  • The Empress:

    A woman you really admire

  • The Emperor:

    A man you really admire

  • The Hierophant:

    Something you believe in

  • The Lovers:

    A person who makes you very happy

  • The Chariot:

    A prize or award you've won

  • Strength:

    Something you struggle with

  • The Hermit:

    Favourite way to spend a day alone

  • The Wheel Of Fortune:

    Something you wish you could change

  • Justice:

    A decision you wish you could do over

  • The Hanged Man:

    A time when you wished someone would listen to you

  • Death:

    Someone you really miss

  • Temperance:

    Your ideal day

  • The Devil:

    Who you talk to when you're dealing with big issues

  • The Tower:

    Something that changed your life

  • The Star:

    Someone you consider perfect

  • The Moon:

    Something you fear

  • The Sun:

    Your happiest memory

  • Judgement:

    Your favourite song(s)

  • The World:

    Your dream job

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year